10. You don't have to shave your legs, pluck or wax. In fact, you don't have to know the pain of waxing, ever!
9. You don't have to worry about putting on your face in the morning, or carefully applying mascara with Van Gogh brush strokes while you're stuck in traffic.
8. You don't have to worry about doing your hair. In fact, you don't even have to worry about having hair.
7. You don't have half the chocolate slash carb cravings your female counterparts do.
6. You don't have to worry about housing your boobs in uncomfortable attire called bras.
5. You never have to worry about balancing delicately, like a trapeze artist, on a pair of shoes designed to incapacitate you.
4. You're considered a hero, and not a slave, if you can cook and do the dishes.
3. You won't ever have to worry about PMS, Pre-MS, Post-MS, or any kind of MS at all.
2. You will never have a human being the size of a football crawl out of your groin.
1. You can blame every stupid decision you'll ever make on your dick... because it has a mind of it's own.
I'm sure there are 1000 other reasons but I'd still rather have my dangly bits located on my chest, than in close proximity to someone's kneecap.