So funny! I love the parrot one - my dad told me a story about a speaking bird of some sort who was lost for a long time and then found by an animal rescue and it started saying the street it lived on! :)
You can do the TIME MACHINE thing anytime. Dress a little strange, ask a random stranger what year it is and yell, "IT WORKED".
If you want to get crazy, you could put one of those tin-foil pyramid hats on your head (they keep the martians or the government or whoever from reading your thoughts), and the fake glasses/nose/mustache disguises on so 'nobody will know who you are' and go up to people who don't know you and ask, "do you know who I am?" When they say that they don't, give yourself a 'high five' and say soto voce, IT WORKS.
Azurah means "Blue" in Persian & incidentally it's derived from the Italian word Azzurra also meaning "Blue". I've got a Bachelors Degree in Sarcasm and therefore not EVERY. SINGLE. THING I say should be taken seriously. I love long-haul flights, dancing up a storm, huge jars of Nutella, NKOTB, happy fairytale endings, the taste of heaven in a white-fleshed nectarine, swimming for hours on hot summer days, loads of witty humour, books that resonate, Windmills - yes Windmills, fresh bread straight from the oven, Lady Gaga's music, intense gym routines, soothing rain and Nivea-For-Men Commercials. I have a penchant for beginning my sentences with conjunctions and sometimes I can't spell for shit. So if you're looking for some kind of literary masterpiece, you've come to the wrong place.
LMAO I particularly love the last one.
ReplyDeletePlease please do these things and record them than share
ReplyDeleteThe first one is truly awesome. I DARE you!
ReplyDeleteI do the "I bet you're wondering why I called you in here" bit all the time - just not in a crowded elevator (yet)...
ReplyDeleteI have done at least two of these, Azra. I'll leave it to your imagination which two...
ReplyDeletehahaha. i had this on my FB status a month ago!
ReplyDeletegood one.
hahaha. i had this on my FB status a month ago!
ReplyDeletegood one.
hahaha. i had this on my FB status a month ago!
ReplyDeletegood one.
So funny! I love the parrot one - my dad told me a story about a speaking bird of some sort who was lost for a long time and then found by an animal rescue and it started saying the street it lived on! :)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! I have a book like this that suggests odd things to do everyday like standing in a lift, looking into the corner and meowing!
ReplyDeleteNow see what you've done... You've made me smile. Number ten would be me in my car following a jogging Azra, right? ;)
ReplyDeleteI think I'd do all of this and more if I had the time!
ReplyDeleteYou can do the TIME MACHINE thing anytime. Dress a little strange, ask a random stranger what year it is and yell, "IT WORKED".
ReplyDeleteIf you want to get crazy, you could put one of those tin-foil pyramid hats on your head (they keep the martians or the government or whoever from reading your thoughts), and the fake glasses/nose/mustache disguises on so 'nobody will know who you are' and go up to people who don't know you and ask, "do you know who I am?" When they say that they don't, give yourself a 'high five' and say soto voce, IT WORKS.
@LL
ReplyDeleteHahaha,the Time Machine would surely freak out some of the rural folk here :D - I would have guessed that you'd do the last one.
Bwahahahahahah...GOLD.
ReplyDeleteBesides 8 and 9, I pretty much wanna do all of them. Not that I dislike 8 and 9 by any means, but I just really love all the other ones. :D
Pretzel Thief
ReplyDeleteI also really want to go grocery shopping in a wedding dress :P