10. You're not governed by an appendage and your whole life doesn't revolve around your pride, ego and groin.
9. You know what it means to care about someone else other than yourself (and your groin).
8. Your brain is perfectly lodged in your head (and not your groin).
7. Your heart isn't located in your groin.
6. You have a heart.
5. Even if he had two degrees and his groin had a PHD, you'd still be more intelligent than he is.
4. You have no issues asking for directions so you won't ever have to wander around for hours, driving in circles.
3. You're not in denial about homosexuality and you know that anyone who wants to see two women together probably feels the same way about men - despite what they say.
2. Pathological lying isn't a part of your DNA.
1. Hell hath no fury... and I quote:
"If my husband had to cheat on me I'd go out, find someone with AIDS and fuck the life out of him. Then I'd go home and fuck him too before I tell him that I cheated. And then I'd hide his meds and we can both go ahead and DIE slowly." Can't beat that.