I have to thank Speedy for this one...and it was too good not to post.
1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular
fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction (Heart Attack).
2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease
3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy
4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease
5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Nymphomania
6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Multiple Sclerosis
7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Obessive Compulsive Disorder
8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Leukemia
9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia
10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Schizophrenia
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Haha I love this post :) It really cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteWell noone said love was without its problems hun :-P
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! As only You can Do! lol
ReplyDeleteSeriously though... love is the umbrella illness... i think i have that OCD thingie... maybe a few more. We might as well call it the L-word... I was never very good at compartmentalising stuff... it would be like a bunch of chapters (illnesses) and the novel would be called 'That Thing called Love'. Mentally ill it is! Sigh
I got this in a chain mail some time ago..
ReplyDeleteDid bring a smile at the time..
you gotta win an award for the entertainer of the day today at least ;)
ReplyDeletemy o my.. i was starting to work on the lines of, 'doctor, i dont feel hungry, i dont want to drink water but just wine, i am insomniac!'
the doctor friend, 'tujhay pyar ka bukhaar ho gaya hai.'
sk says, you have a mental health problem. draw those curtains in your room, drop the temperature so that you sweat and tuck yourself in.
why o why!!
i think i love you azra :P
ReplyDeleteTrue love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
ReplyDeleteErich Segal
true love? love without skin and bones Shafz!
ReplyDeletelol.... sounds all so ... a i r y, seher! :P
ReplyDeleteshux i feel like an air head now :$
ReplyDeletebut then again... ventilation is a good thing in love aint it ;)
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ReplyDeletescary and funny :p
ReplyDeletelol, OCD was the best :D
for the love of cliche... 'a breathe of fresh air', i dare say! *giggles*
ReplyDeleteGood show!!
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Dammit.. i don't wanna grow old.. i'l end up all cynical like the rest of you.. especially you Nooj!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ UJ
ReplyDeleteI got a number 7 badly!!
nymphomania was the cutest
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